BROOKLYN BECKHAM’S EX JUST CALLED HIS PARENTS “THE COOLEST”

Brooklyn Beckham’s ex just called David and Victoria “the coolest parents ever” — right in the middle of rumored family drama.

As Brooklyn Beckham’s ex-girlfriend’s commentary showed up on my TikTok For You page, claiming that David and Victoria — The one and only David Beckham and Posh Spice-turned-fashionista Victoria Beckham — are ‘the coolest parents ever!’ I thought we were just to report another dull round of the Beckham family saga.
Let me take a moment to sensationalize the moment.

Deep “two-tea-drinking-suspects-with-taffetas” accents are rummaging through London’s poshest townhouses, dripping every ounce of great narration, but not all that glitters is gold. There’s no lack of gossip sessions as Melbourne’s southern hemisphere heats up with ‘Is there some family feud cooking underneath?’ Let me give you a sense of the blemishes that might arise from this cherubic sight.

Must be passive-aggressive emoji sex, ghosted texts, and a lot of ‘Seen at 10:42 PM’ messages coming together at once.

I had to spend just a little bit more time hating Brooklyn, who seems to effortlessly juggle the roles of Instagram chef and model, and meanwhile rehearse aioli sauce recipes to find out why his love-life headlines are making such a commotion.

Speaking of commotion, I ordinarily see her remaining utterly nonchalant as she stares blankly ahead while nursing her skinny vanilla latte, ‘lip sync battle champs show mothers their kids’, planning and then telling everyone no one left Victoria’s Secret ‘shh, she’s sleeping.’ It’s easy to go through life and just presume people don’t buffer their fashion shows.

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