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In a world where knowledge is power, one man stands above the rest, no, not Einstein, not Newton and not even ChatGPT (sorry, buddy). It’s none other than The Donald Trump himself. That’s right, folks! He has officially declared himself the Ultimate Authority on Everything.

At a recent rally, Trump took center stage and blessed the world with a never-before-seen level of wisdom, covering everything from taxes to nuclear weapons, steel workers to God Himself (yes, you read that right). As he gazed out at his adoring crowd, he proclaimed:

“Nobody knows more about knowing things than I do. I know things so well, people don’t even realize how well I know them. I know more about knowledge than anyone else. Believe me. And by the way, nobody knows more about believing than I do. People say, ‘Sir, how do you know so much?’ And I tell them, ‘It’s called being a genius.’”

And just when you thought it couldn’t get better, boom—turns out he’s got even more knowledge up his sleeve. Here are just a few things he now claims to be the ultimate expert on:

• Technology – “Nobody knows more about technology than me. Nobody in the history of this country has ever known so much about infrastructure as Donald Trump. I know the H-1B, I know the H-2B.”
• ISIS – “Nobody knows it better than me. I know more about ISIS than the generals do, believe me. I understand things, I comprehend very well, okay? Better than, I think, almost anybody.”
• Environmental impact statements – “And by the way, who knew the other side of the picture better than me? I knew it. Nobody knows more about environmental impact statements than me. I understand the power of Facebook, maybe better than almost anybody.”
• Renewable energy – “I know more about renewables than any human being on Earth. Nobody knows more about polls than me. I know more about courts than any human being on Earth.”

In his recent speech Trump took center stage and blessed the world with a never-before-seen level of wisdom, covering everything from taxes to nuclear weapons, steel workers to God Himself.

The most groundbreaking revelation came when Trump revealed his deep, unparalleled understanding of silence. “Nobody understands silence like I do,” he said, completely unironically, before continuing to talk for another two hours.

While some skeptics argue that perhaps Trump might be overestimating his expertise, his supporters remain in awe. One fan exclaimed, “If Trump says he knows everything, then I believe him! Who else would know more than him? Certainly not the so-called experts!”

Whether you love him, hate him, or just enjoy the never-ending circus, one thing is clear: when it comes to talking, Trump truly is the expert. And if you disagree? Well, let’s just say—nobody knows disagreements better than he does.

Taylor Swift yes, THE Taylor Swift just faced a major social media shake-up after her much-publicized Super Bowl LIX appearance, and let’s just say, not everyone was thrilled to see her there.

Now, we all know she showed up to cheer on her man, Travis Kelce, and the Kansas City Chiefs, but instead of the queen’s usual warm reception, she got hit with boos. Yep, actual boos. And if that wasn’t enough, the fallout has cost her over 144,200 Instagram followers. Ouch!

The big question here is: why? Like, how could the biggest pop star in the world suddenly find herself on the receiving end of the internet’s cold shoulder? Well, let’s dive into the tea, shall we?

Some fans think it’s all about her political stance. Taylor has never been one to shy away from speaking her mind, and with the 2024 election creeping up, her influence is huge. But not everyone is here for her views. Conservative critics are out here saying they’re sick of Hollywood’s elite “lecturing” them, and one New York Young Republican Club member even went on record saying, “We are tired of celebrities calling down to us from their ivory towers.” Okay, yikes.

But wait, there’s more! Others are whispering that people are simply over her constant presence everywhere. Like, we get it, she’s Taylor Swift, but with every camera at the Super Bowl cutting to her every five seconds, some sports fans are claiming it was just too much. One grumpy Twitter user even said, “Did I tune in to watch football or the Taylor Swift Show?” Savage.

And let’s not forget about the Swiftie conspiracies. Some are speculating that this whole thing is just a phase like, are the unfollowers even real? Could this be a weird algorithm glitch? Or maybe, just maybe, her team is setting the stage for a massive comeback moment, because let’s be real, when does Taylor ever stay down for long?

At the end of the day, whether you love her, hate her, or just can’t escape her, one thing is clear Taylor Swift remains one of the most talked-about figures in pop culture. And honestly? Losing 144K followers is nothing when you have 283 million more still watching your every move.